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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

The Quest for Eric Estrada Teeth

Note to self (though it's irrelevant now) and to anyone else looking for advice on the subject:

DO NOT FUCKING GET BRACES WHEN YOU'RE 34. The orthodontists are used to dealing with teenagers so they don't give good drugs for the hideously horendously excruciating ridiculous pain. I need a joint. Fuck that - I need some CRACK!!!!!!
Posted by Wendy at 9:01 PM

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